i love my big
      Stephanie: hey dude
    
    my back is killing me
 me: hey dude guess what
 Stephanie: wha
 me: scientists have found stem cells in menstrual blood
JSYK
 Stephanie: whoaaaaaaaaa
 me: stephanie i think you probably got too hyphy at that party
 Stephanie: omg we had the weirdest discussion about periods in my class last wk
no, i got too crunk
my prof was born in zimbabwe but she moved here, and her mom kept making her wash her underwear separately when she got her periods
so, she had to wash them everyday (since they do that in zimbabwe i guess)
 me: wow...
ew
i guess tthey didn't have tampons or pads...
 Stephanie: until her dad found out and was like "i shit in my pants and put them in teh washer with everyone else's stuff...just let her wash her stuff too!"
 me: EW gross
 Stephanie: i KNOW
but it was hysterical!
 me: hahahahaha
 Stephanie: btwubs, esther wants me to get you the feminal
 me: i can't stop laughing at how disgusting that is
 Stephanie: hahaha
 me: why would i need a feminal
are we going on a road trip
 Stephanie: i dunno...you sent me the link
it's for when you're in class....
haha, she says she'll make everyone in the fam chip in
 me: lol...yeah that's not awkward at all
 Stephanie: we're so gross
 me: hahahaha
yeah i don't know about class
but when i have to go on the road
 Stephanie: lab?
 me: ooh
lab
yeah the men's room is like right across from me
 Stephanie: feminal > urinal
 me: but the women's room is way far away
 Stephanie: exactly!
have you had dinner yet?
 me: yeah
 Stephanie: want to come to the stud later?  i'll buy you ice cream
or a fruit salad


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