RAP BATTLE ROUND TWO: IT'S ON

prologue: email from ShinCrediblez

I'm goin down to Verde's because my stomach aches,
Can I get you something there, maybe a snack cake?
I'm thinkin of a drink, something carbonated
I don't want Sprite , I think it's overrated.
I'm gonna be awake for a really long time
I know what I want - diet coke w/ lime!
I have 8 pages, 5 more to go
And then I'm all done, except for my powerpoint show!

Heyyy, hooo,
Go Steph Qui Qui, Steph Qui Qui....

ShinCrediblez: me: heygirlhey
Esther: lol
hows your studying going?
Sent at 12:43 AM on Thursday
ShinCrediblez: i'm getting work done but i keep getting distracted/can we have grace's membership to our family retracted/she emailed out my rhymes and she's giving me 'tude/now she came over and she's eatin my food
Sent at 12:46 AM on Thursday
g-unit: !!!i'm the one getting you distracted??
girl you know you better redact it
plus you shoulda known i was gonna eat yo food
because that's just how i do
so stop complainin and time wastin
now i'm gonna come over for some pretzel tastin
Sent at 12:53 AM on Thursday
ShinCrediblez: girl,whatchu do?/do i look like a foo?/there's a seat next to me, and my pretzels be tasty/ move over here and make it hasty!
Sent at 12:54 AM on Thursday
ShinCrediblez: or i guess you can stay over there/let the distance 'tween us grow/are you scared of my lovin?/once you got it, you'll want mo!
Sent at 12:58 AM on Thursday
g-unit: girl yeah you look like a fool/but i make up for it cause i'm cool/i decided verde's pretzels be funky/let me have your earphones again so i can get crunk...y/but i ain't movin there that dude looks sneaky/he's in my class and i think he's kinda creepy
ShinCrediblez: the rap battle is ON
g-unit: HAHAH NOOOOO
do your werk
ShinCrediblez: p.s. that guy looks like he's 35!
g-unit: yeah i know
i think he's a freshman
ShinCrediblez: whoa!
g-unit: bc he's in 18.03 and 8.02
methinks...
i def see him around all the time
ShinCrediblez: girl, that ain't right/i think that he might/be the kinda guy who wears his whiteys tight/and don;t go out at night
g-unit: ...3rd line ew??
ShinCrediblez: hahaha! GENIUS!
g-unit: WRITE YOUR ESSAY!!!
i gotta finish by 3
Sent at 1:02 AM on Thursday
ShinCrediblez: i'm trying!
what's at 3?
g-unit: ok foreals this is the end of our talk/ good thing i know that guy or else it would be awk/ but i had to move that sandwich cause it was sorta jank/why does the reading room always have a weird stank/ i gotta write my essay by the hour of three/ because if i finish before amanda grue will check it for me
Sent at 1:05 AM on Thursday
g-unit: haha he finally moved that sandwich!!
ShinCrediblez: yay!
g-unit: what's your rapper name
ShinCrediblez: ummm
DJ ShinCredible
g-unit: z
too long
drop the dj and add a z
ShinCrediblez: a z to what?
g-unit: the end
ShinCrediblez: ShinCrediblez?
g-unit: yeah
ShinCrediblez: hmm
i dunno man
i think esther's writing a rap response to me
it's said "esther is typing" for a while now
Esther: ya'll need to get yo act together fo sho/cuz it ain't the crack of noon no mo/ get right to it/ yo betta pass this class/or mama's gonna beat yo ass

TOUCHE, MATRIARCH